concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
“Your husband’s on tv”
“that show that made you cry”
“That show where the main character died”
That one with the really hot British actor.
“I found that body you hid”
i was not expecting this
mum, that’s why i love tumblr
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http://www.mibba.com/Stories/Read/515360/he-is-a-steam-dancer/
ITS A JALEX FAN FIC JUST CLICK AND BE AMAZED!
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
Rule 1 of Tumblr: Don’t go on Tumblr when you are waiting for your brother to get out of the loo and need a wee.
IT IS NOT EVEN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YET AND I SEE SHIT LIKE THIS HELP I”M DYING
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i used to enjoy people pass by my window, that was before i moved from the fourth floor.
Mummy told me never to open the basment door, but i wanted to see what was making that noise down there. It kind of sounded like a puppy and i alwayes wanted a puppy, so i opend the basement door and just tip toed down a bit. I just wanted a peek at the puppy, thats all. I diddnt see a puppy. Then mommy came and yanked me back up stairs and yelled at me to never go down there again. Never Never Never. mommy had never yeled at me before so i was scared and i cried and she said, ” honey, im sorry” and gave me a cookie; it was chocolate chip which is my favourite and i felt better so i diddnt ask her why the boy in the basment was making that sad puppy noise, or why he had no hands or feet.
